Thou Shalt Always Kill - Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip

Es un honor presentarles al blogger invitado de esta semana, mi compadre: Erich Martino. Nos escribe sobre Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip.

Vosotros esperais un mensaje en la música……
Vosotros quereis algo que os haga pensar…
Y al mismo tiempo os orille a los bajos instintos y despliegues de lujúria en una pista de baile…
Hermanos….
Ante ustedes….
El mensaje se ha revelado….

Y recuerden…..

Shubidubi… es sólo un blog.
Ruleiro… es sólo un blog.
El Golfo es sólo un blog.

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain.
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile - Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop likin’ a band just ’cause they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products, thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants - use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out, just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Were just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - They’re just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.

[Ah, forgot where I was, hang on]

Thou shalt not quote Me Happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Phoenix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “Is it.”
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always… kill.

4 Responses to “Thou Shalt Always Kill - Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip”

  1. Be77y Says:

    todos somos just a thing!!
    yo digo q cada quien admire a quien quiera, pero primero:
    “Thou shalt think for yourselves.”

    muy buena!! de verdad q muy buena!!!

    también digo q digamos lo q queramos, desemos lo que queramos, pero primero:
    “Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.”
    jejeje

    y la leyenda de hoy: “When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
    When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
    When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.”

    pero mejor aun “Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain.”

    Saludos!

  2. andres Says:

    me encanto este conjunto de normas , me darias permiso de publicarlo en mi myspace , todas y cada una de ellas me parecen rescatables y todas ellas tienen una cierta dosis de sabidura popular.

    gracias

  3. Iván Says:

    está un poquito raro que alguien te diga que pienses por ti mismo, ¿no? voy a hacer lo que Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip debio de haberme dicho que hiciera desde hace mucho…

  4. RoD Says:

    Me agrada la canción, me puso a bailar un rato; y el mensaje es bastante bueno.

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